P H P ~ Jewish Music Meets Jam Band

Among the most - if not the most - frequently asked questions that comes to the band is: "What does 'P.H.P.' stand for?!?" Oddly enough, we ourselves are not exactly sure what "PHP" stands for. The four most common theories are available at the right for your personal vote. If you have your own suggestions, feel free to post them on the Post/Contact tab.
Last Year's Runners Up:
Potter; Harry Potter ~ Punt, Hike, Pass ~ Paxil Helps Paranoia ~ Psychologists Have Psychosis ~ Phish Heads (love) PHP ~ Politicians Hate People ~ Perhaps He's Plastered ~ Prickly Haired Porcupine ~ Pappa's Heimeshe Putaiteh-Keegle ~ Prunes Have Pits ~ Pull/Push Here Please ~ Put Hashem Phirst ~ Powerful Heart Palpitations ~ Pain Has Purpose ~ Pheeling Hashem's Presence ~ Precisely His Point ~ Philanthropists Have Power ~ Please Hire PHP

What does "P.H.P." stand For?

P H P * join. the. jam.